01Roast
How roastable is your code?
Drop any public GitHub repository. We analyse all of it — every function, every file, every TODO you have been walking past since 2021 — and then we say the quiet part at full volume.
Public repositories only. No signup.
Every line in a roast comes from a real measurement of the code — a line count, a function span, a comment date. We analyse what the files say, not what runs in production, and we roast the code, never the people who wrote it.